![walkie talkie reddit](https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/00-walky-talkies.jpg?resize=700%2C466)
Let’s name things like the Walkie Talkie
A few years back, Reddit user dirtknapp asked the Internet: “What would the person who named Walkie Talkies have named other things?” The answers went on for a smiley whiley—and here are our very favorites.
![stabby grabbies walkie talkie reddit](https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/01-walky-talkies.jpg?resize=700%2C466)
Forks would be…
—Reddit user Geta-Ve
Does anyone know where the box of plastic stabby grabbies is? I need one for my salad.
![soupie scoopies walkie talkie reddit](https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/02-walky-talkies.jpg?resize=700%2C466)
Spoons would be…
—Reddit user unproperNoun
Please stop slurping your meal off of your soupy scoopy. You’ve probably never heard these funny words before.
![hairy wearies walkie talkie reddit](https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/03-walky-talkies.jpg?resize=700%2C466)
Wigs would be…
—Reddit user betty_netch
Grandpa likes to wear a hairy weary for special occasions because he lost all his real hair.
![roomy vroomies walkie talkie reddit](https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/04-walky-talkies.jpg?resize=700%2C466)
Limos would be…
—Reddit user MisterDonkey
Lots of roomy vroomies pulled up to the church to take the wedding party to the reception.
![hearty starty walkie talkie reddit](https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/05-walky-talkies.jpg?resize=700%2C466)
A defibrillator would be…
—Reddit user whatasteve
Is this building equipped with a hearty starty? You’ll want to start using these hilarious made-up words.
![starey squaries walkie talkie reddit](https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/06-walky-talkies.jpg?resize=700%2C466)
Computers would be…
—Reddit user IranianGenius
Make sure to bring your starey squaries to lecture today.
![zoomie boomies walkie talkie reddit](https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/07-walky-talkies.jpg?resize=700%2C466)
Cruise missiles would be…
—Reddit user sjhock
We saw lots of antique zoomie boomies at the war museum.
![heatie eaties walkie talkie reddit](https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/08-walky-talkies.jpg?resize=700%2C466)
Microwaves would be…
—Reddit user Bronzefeather
The instructions say to cook it in the heatie eaty for four minutes.
![wheezy sneezies walkie talkie reddit](https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/09-walky-talkies.jpg?resize=700%2C466)
Allergies would be…
—Reddit user dezzawintz
My wheezy sneezies are always so bad this time of year. Here are some words we no longer use (but should!).
![cattle rattles walkie talkie reddit](https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/10-walky-talkies.jpg?resize=700%2C466)
Cowbells would be…
—Reddit user JaiC
Make sure to bring the cattle rattles to the football game so we can cheer on our team.
![rightie tightie walkie talkie reddit](https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/11-walky-talkies.jpg?resize=700%2C466)
Screwdrivers would be…
—Reddit user ShotsGotFired
Is it a Phillips or flat head rightie tighty?
![feetie heaties walkie talkie reddit](https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/12-walky-talkies.jpg?resize=700%2C466)
Socks would be…
—Reddit user Malzahnsvisor
One of the best gifts you can give is feetie heaties. Everyone needs them!