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New purchase
Family Feud Question: Name something you feel before you buy it.
Answer: Excited.
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Did you mean Donkey Kong? Still wrong
Jeopardy! Answer: This video game character is blue, collects rings, and goes fast.
Question: Who is Dankey Kang?
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One of the options was flan
Who Wants to be a Millionaire Question: Which of the following dishes is not made with tortillas?
Answer: Taco
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Wrong on all accounts
Family Feud Question: Give us a vegetable you marinate.
Answer: Grapes.
For more laughs, read these 25 corny jokes that are still hilarious.
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We wouldn’t want to see that either
Family Feud Question: Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house.
Answer: Naked grandma!
You’ll get a laugh out of these ridiculous excuses real people have used to get out of work.
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Month three or four would be a better answer
Family Feud Question: During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?
Answer: September.
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He didn’t say “author”
Family Feud Question: Name a famous Arthur.
Answer: Shakespeare.
You can definitely relate to these ridiculous things that people believed as kids.
The correct answer is a rake, shortened from the term “rakehell” or “hellraiser”
Jeopardy! Answer: This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.
Question: What is a hoe?
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It’s Winnie the Pooh
Family Feud Question: Real or fictional, name a famous Willy.
Answer: Willy the Pooh.
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Sir, you are very, very wrong
Jeopardy! Answer: In common law, the age of this, signaling adulthood, is presumed to be 14 in boys and 12 in girls.
Question: What is the age of consent?
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Phony, not pony
Family Feud Question: Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony.
Answer: A horse.
Wrong musical (it was supposed to be Rock of Ages)
Jeopardy! Answer: A Christian hymn and Jewish holiday hymn are both titled this, also the name of a 2009 Tony-nominated musical.
Question: What is Kinky Boots?
These are the most hilarious job postings that have ever run.
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Papa Bear isn’t going to get you any points
Family Feud Question: Name a kind of bear.
Answer: Papa.
Clever, but it won’t put you in first place
Jeopardy! Answer: In 1891, this European said, “Perhaps my factories will put an end to war sooner than your congresses.”
Question: Who is this handsome gentleman? (With an arrow pointing up at himself)
Here are the Final Jeopardy questions everybody got wrong.
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Just think about that for a second
Family Feud Question: Name a yellow fruit.
Answer: Orange.
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Are you part of a nudist colony?
Family Feud Question: Name something only worn by children.
Answer: Clothes.
If you want to sound smart (the opposite of these people), try telling these clever jokes that will impress your friends.
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Porcupine? Doesn’t work
Family Feud Question: Name something that follows the word “pork”.
Answer: Upine.
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We don’t either
Jeopardy! Answer: Harpo Marx was among this group when it met in NYC’s Rose Room for its final time, in 1943, and found there was nothing left to say.
Question: What is I have no idea?
Don’t miss these seriously dumb (and real) warning labels that’ll make you feel like a genius.
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Try again
Family Feud Question: Name something made of wool.
Answer: Sheep.
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Got chocolate on the brain?
Jeopardy! Answer: Paul III roared at him, “I have waited 30 years for your services. Now I’m Pope. Can’t I satisfy my desire?”
Question: Who is Lady Godiva?
Check out these hilarious test answers students have given (they’re actually pretty genius).
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We were looking for sunscreen. Maybe even towel or bathing suit.
Family Feud Question: Name something people take with them to the beach.
Answer: Um, turkey.
Next, read these anti-jokes you can’t help but laugh at.