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Low-Blow Brew
Q: Why should you be wary of 5-cent espresso?
A: It’s a cheap shot.
Q: Why should you be wary of 5-cent espresso?
A: It’s a cheap shot.
The Dangers of Coffee Talk
Q: Why shouldn't you discuss coffee in polite company?
A: It can make for a strong and heated debate.
Q: Why shouldn't you discuss coffee in polite company?
A: It can make for a strong and heated debate.
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Knock, knock! (Coffee’s here)
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A guy that just had 4 shots of espresso!
A guy th—
Now you say, “a guy that just had 4 shots of espresso who?”
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A guy that just had 4 shots of espresso!
A guy th—
Now you say, “a guy that just had 4 shots of espresso who?”
A New Word For Coffee Drinkers
New word: Procaffeinating (n). - the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had your coffee.
New word: Procaffeinating (n). - the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had your coffee.
The truth about Yawning
A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.
A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.
Espresso Express
Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
A: Because he was pressed for time.
Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
A: Because he was pressed for time.
Fresh Ground Beef
Did you hear about the cow that gave birth?
It was de-calf-inated.
Did you hear about the cow that gave birth?
It was de-calf-inated.
The Doctor and the Coffee Drinker
A man visits his doctor for a checkup. “Doc, I think something’s wrong with my brain,” he says. “Every time I take a sip of coffee I get this stabbing pain in my right eye.”
“I see,” says the doctor. “Have you tried taking the spoon out?”
Not what you ordered
Q: What do you call sad coffee?
A: Depresso
Q: What do you call sad coffee?
A: Depresso
A warm reminder
Drinking too much espresso can cause a latte problems.
Drinking too much espresso can cause a latte problems.