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Nacho Normal Diet
Sugar Free
Time Weighs on You
Can-Do Diet
Sweets for the Sweet
Small Packages
The Eyes Have It
Fashionistas in Love
Mrs. Motormouth
Do I Look Like a Short-Order Cook?
Fatherly Wisdom
Looking for Love
Lovable Monsters
I’ll Call You
A Little Bird Whispered
Q. What do you call two birds in love?
A. Tweet-hearts!
Q. What do you call two birds in love?
A. Tweet-hearts!
Two Ships Passing in the Night
Q. What did the little boat say to the yacht?
A. Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
Q. What did the little boat say to the yacht?
A. Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
Number-One Wife
Every man wants a beautiful wife, a smart wife, a loving wife, a sexy wife, and a cooperative wife. Sadly, bigamy is against the law.
Every man wants a beautiful wife, a smart wife, a loving wife, a sexy wife, and a cooperative wife. Sadly, bigamy is against the law.
Here, Let Me Get That
If a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing — either the car is new or the wife is.
If a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing — either the car is new or the wife is.
Animal Attraction
Q. What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?
A. You’re purrr-fect for me.
Q. What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?
A. You’re purrr-fect for me.
Meat You There
Q. Where do all the hamburgers take their girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A. To a meatball.
Q. Where do all the hamburgers take their girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A. To a meatball.
I Really Do
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Made Just for You
Q. What Valentine’s Day candy is best to give a girl?
A. Her-She Kisses.
Q. What Valentine’s Day candy is best to give a girl?
A. Her-She Kisses.