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The Love of His Lives
Cat Fight
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Copycat
Shakespurr (Part 1)
Shakespurr (Part 2)
Loaf Laughs
Sick Kitty
Shoe Sleeper
Star Trek Cat
Cat Lies
Purebred Cat?
Sleepy Cat
Cat Puns
But, I must admit, cat puns freak meowt.
But, I must admit, cat puns freak meowt.
Stack of Cats
Elephant Vacation
Toad Parking
Alpaca Outing
Cowboy Dog
Seal Jokes
Whale Greeting
Off to College
Bear Ears
Koala Bear
Wiener Wiener
Wheeee!
Have You Really?
Food Fortress
All Up In Your Grill
Generation Gap
Time On My Side
Tiebreaker
Birthday Cake Love
Make a wish
Whoops, No Present
Sappy Birthday!
Missed Opportunity
Computer Clubbing
Three Rings
Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Don’t Kiss!
Pretty or Ugly
Google it!
Keywords are Everywhere
Let It Slide
Tweetment Needed
Big Spender
Shopping Freeze
Innocent Customer
Wallet Half Empty
Money Marriage
Time is Money
Watch Exchange
Donate to Charity
Just like Clooney
Lunch Bully
Retirement
Marry Rich
“Dad, can I have some money?”
Richest People
Never Lend Money to a Friend
Holiday Without Your Boyfriend
Breaking Up Others
Expensive Ring
Pretty Ugly
Google Girl
Letters Love
Hidden Talent
What’s the Gig Deal?
Fixer Upper
First Impression
When my baby granddaughter LeeAnn came home from the hospital, the aunts, uncles and cousins were there to greet her.
I showed her cousin Alex the baby and told him, “This is Grandma’s girl.” Alex replied, “You are not her grandma; she doesn’t even know you.”
Hop and Bothered
I was walking along a back road when two bunnies suddenly leapt into the air and landed one on top of the other. To my astonishment, I saw that one had pushed the other onto a stout groundhog.
In disgust, he lifted his nose with a grunt and a distinct snarl, as if to say, “These rabbits nowadays! What do they teach their children?” After the startled and likely embarrassed bunnies scuttled away, the groundhog stayed in the same position for a few moments before waddling off, still in a huff. I’ll never forget that woodchuck’s shocked face!
Creative Reading
My 21/2-year-old grandson, Sam, brought a coloring book to me and said, “Read it.”
I proceeded to make up words to go with each page. When I finished “reading,” Sam said, “I don’t think I’ve heard that story before.”
My Baking Blunder
A group of our friends from church were planning a picnic, and it sounded like fun.
The only problem was that times had been a bit tight for me, as I was a single mother with four children. What did I have that we could contribute to the picnic? Then a thought struck. I could make a cherry pie! A friend had given me a quart of canned cherries that would make a very nice pie filling. So I prepared the crust, thickened the cherries, and put the pie together. When it came out of the oven, it looked so good and the aroma was wonderful. At the picnic, my fiance, Stu, was the first to take a bite of my pie. I saw a puzzled look go across his face. Then he began to spit out cherry pits. It had not occurred to me someone would can cherries without pitting them first. How embarrassing! Well, he married me anyway. And the cherry pie has been an inside joke for the past 48 years.