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Sick Zombie
Q: Why didn't the zombie go to school?
A: He felt rotten!
Q: Why didn't the zombie go to school?
A: He felt rotten!
Vampire Fruit
Q: Which fruit is a vampire's favorite?
A: Neck-tarine!
Q: Which fruit is a vampire's favorite?
A: Neck-tarine!
Broken Pumpkin
Italian Ghosts
Q: What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?
A: Spook-hetti!
Q: What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?
A: Spook-hetti!
Dracula’s Dog
Q: What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?
A: Blood hound!
Q: What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?
A: Blood hound!
Cemetery Story
Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
A: Because there are so many plots there!
Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
A: Because there are so many plots there!
Ghost Makeup
Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?
A: Vanishing Cream!
Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?
A: Vanishing Cream!
Witch Hotel Guest
Q: What do witches ask for at hotels?
A: Broom service!
Q: What do witches ask for at hotels?
A: Broom service!
Interrupting Ghost
Q: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A: "Spook when you're spooken to."
Q: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A: "Spook when you're spooken to."
Ghost Glasses
Q: What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
A: Spooktacles
Q: What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
A: Spooktacles
Vampire Holiday
Q: What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
A: Fangs-giving!
Q: What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
A: Fangs-giving!
Skeleton Music
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A: A Trombone!
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A: A Trombone!
Mummy Music
Q: What genre of music does a mummy like the best?
A: Wrap!
Q: What genre of music does a mummy like the best?
A: Wrap!
Spooky Ghost Parents
Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A: His transparents.
Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A: His transparents.
Locked Cemetery
Q: How do you get inside a locked cemetery at night?
A: Use a Skeleton Key to unlock the gates!
Q: How do you get inside a locked cemetery at night?
A: Use a Skeleton Key to unlock the gates!
Witch for Lunch
Q: What is the name of the witch who lives in the desert?
A: Sand-witch!
Q: What is the name of the witch who lives in the desert?
A: Sand-witch!
Panda Ghost
Q: What does a panda ghost eat?
A: Bam-BOO!
Q: What does a panda ghost eat?
A: Bam-BOO!
Halloween Recess
Q: What is a recess at a mortuary called?
A: A Coffin Break!
Q: What is a recess at a mortuary called?
A: A Coffin Break!
The Law of Coffee
Over-Caffeinated Kangaroo
Coffee Snob
Up All Night to Get More Coffee
So Much for Packing Light
If Hippos Could Talk
Astro Fish
Scrooge’s Favorite Pet
Elephant For Hire
Hope You’re Not Lactose Intolerant
1. Q: If you have 15 cows and 5 goats what would you have?
A: Plenty of milk!
1. Q: If you have 15 cows and 5 goats what would you have?
A: Plenty of milk!