Funny zodiac memes for every sign
Who doesn’t love reading their daily horoscope and cracking up at spot-on astrological memes? From sun signs and moon signs to rising signs and more, there’s a whole universe of zodiac facts and humor to explore. Regardless of how much (or how little) you know about astrology, the best zodiac memes will speak to you and make you LOL.
That goes for every zodiac sign—yes, even you, Scorpio. And no, this is not a competition about which sign has the most iconic memes, Aries! It’s just a fun way to learn a little more about yourself and your loved ones, as well as have a good laugh. So scroll down to enjoy the best memes for every sign and see just how hilariously accurate they are.
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Aries Memes
Don’t mess with the people I love
These lucky zodiac signs aren’t afraid to speak their mind and stand up for their loved ones.
Cha-ching
But I actually do need that one thing.
Rules?
I thought those were just suggestions.
Lots of opinions
Admit it—this zodiac meme about Aries is true. They just have to share.
Taurus Memes
Couch vs. food
What to do, what to do …
Staying in
What a relief.
Snooze
We can’t share zodiac memes about Taurus without laughing at their ability to sleep anywhere.
Discounts
It’s technically saving money in the long run.
Accepting defeat
Despite being stubborn, Tauruses are actually one of the most polite zodiac signs, so at least they’ll be good sports about it.
Gemini Memes
Understandable
Just need some advice from an expert!
Bravo!
Someone has to do it, and those with Gemini zodiac signs usually do!
Silence
It’s too early, and I need to prepare for what’s ahead.
Pure comedy
We hope these zodiac memes make you laugh, because they may be some of the best!
Drama queen
Sometimes you just have to stand your ground … but still want to be included.
Cancer Memes
Home is more fun
My bed and a warm shower are both at home.
Hallelujah
Time to switch to sweatpants.
No thanks
Everyone else before me.
A full-time job
They can’t help helping people.
The most dependable
Just imagine!
Leo Memes
Party’s over
Dance the night away.
New look
You always have to dress to impress.
It’s time
I’ve been waiting all year for this.
The year of the Leo is every year
Sorry, Leos—these zodiac memes aren’t all about you.
I got this
Don’t lift a finger.
Virgo Memes
Maybe some other day
Their zodiac element might play a role in their reluctance to squish you.
Deep breaths
How am I supposed to relax when there are so many things to do?
Good grammar
Anyone whose texts are grammatically correct gets points in my book.
Trying to make a joke
At least I think I’m funny.
Generosity
Just ask first.
Libra Memes
Straight to the heart
I’m in love.
Talk to the hand
No time for disrespect.
Romance
True love exists, just like in fairy tales.
Sweet relief
Who doesn’t love decisive people?
Scorpio Memes
Time to shine
We’re ready.
A stimulating friendship
It’ll be fun!
Told you
I’m not going to say I told you so, but …
There’s a difference
Making memories never hurt anybody.
A balancing act
The internal debate.
Sagittarius Memes
Guilty
Make sure to read up on zodiac sign compatibility to see if you’ll get along with a Sagittarius (and their decision-making skills).
What is patience?
We wonder how mercury retrograde impacts this zodiac sign and if it has something to do with their impatience.
Too much structure
Spontaneity is key.
Capricorn Memes
A balancing act
Are Capricorns one of the funniest zodiac signs? It depends how you like your humor.
Done
There is nothing quite as pleasurable as completing a task.
Be prepared
It’s never too early to get all those ducks in a row.
Wearing many hats
It’s a juggling act!
No more sleep
Would it be weird to reply now?
Aquarius Memes
Walls up
Let’s talk about your problems instead.
Love me some me time
Hey, if you were this awesome, you’d want more alone time too.
Too much too soon
Lovely weather we’re having today, isn’t it?
Talk to me …
… but from the across the room.
Pisces Memes
Reasonable explanation
At least they’re honest.
There’s no in-between
The worst memory, but simultaneously the best memory.
Priorities
Cleaning the kitchen can wait.
A sprint
Take notes, because these zodiac memes are spilling all the tea on Pisces and everyone else.
Emotional
Feeling everything can be a great thing … and also a lot!
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