45 Wine Puns That Are Really Grape
Updated: May 14, 2024
It's always wine o'clock with these funny wine puns and captions
Ready for wine time? Wine not, right? If your Instagram photos of your favorite glass of red are starting to feel a little bit tired, then it might be time to jazz up your captions with some wine puns. Even if you don’t consider yourself a punny person, you can still tap into some of these grape ideas for your wine captions when you’re not sharing your favorite food pick-up lines.
Think about it—wine-related words provide so many opportunities for cute Instagram captions, and leveling up your Instagram game will make you the most popular host for happy hour. Mix that in with your favorite bread puns and cheese puns and you’ve got yourself a fully stocked party! Check out our favorite wine puns below.
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Funny wine puns
- It’s wine o’clock somewhere.
- On cloud wine!
- Sip happens.
- Que Syrah Syrah!
- You had me at Merlot.
- Do I like wine? You bet Shiraz I do!
- Yes way Rosé!
- Forever making pour decisions.
- Where there’s a wine, there’s a way.
- Vino vidi vici!
- Sip, sip, hooray!
- Happy hour? Wine not?
- Back that glass up.
- Just a sip to help me un-wine.
- Now you just wait a Prosecco-nd.
- Riesling and shine!
- How Merlot can you go?
- All for wine, and wine for all.
- Vine and dandy.
- Chardon-heyyyy!
- Sip back and relax.
- It’s going to be a wine-derful day!
- Some you wine, some you lose.
- I don’t complain, I just wine.
- No wine left behind.
- Read between the wines.
- Oh, sweet child of wine.
- Once upon a wine.
These wine puns are as enjoyable as a cheesy slice of pizza! That’s where these pizza puns come in!
Wine puns for couples
- You give me reasons to wine.
- Partners in wine.
- You’re my only Riesling.
- Will you accept this Rosé?
- You’re wine in a million.
- You’re the wine that I want.
- Great minds drink alike.
- This wine really cask a spell on me.
- You are so bottlefull to me.
- I think we ferment to be together.
- Sip me baby one more time.
If you’re a coffee aficionado, you’ll get a kick out of these coffee puns.
Grape puns
- Feeling really grape!
- It’s a grape day to be alive!
- Grape minds think alike.
- I’m in a grape mood!
- There’s nothing graper than this!
- Stop and smell the grapes.
Who can resist the combo of wine and tacos? Dive into these taco puns for a flavorful laugh!
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Originally Published: April 07, 2021
