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Light bulb joke: How many polite New Yorkers …
But they might need to call in a third to yell, “Hey, I’m workin’ here!” to anyone who gets too close.
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Light bulb joke: How many fatalists …
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Light bulb joke: How many archaeologists …
Now that’s a bright idea!
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Light bulb joke: How many bureaucrats …
And they’ll burn out dozens more bulbs in the process.
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Light bulb joke: How many board meetings …
Sorry, zoned out. Remind me: Where are we on the light bulb problem again?
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Light bulb joke: How many Chinese Red Guards …
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Light bulb joke: How many accountants …
Hopefully that bulb is good for your bottom line.
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Light bulb joke: How many Harvard students …
But you wouldn’t expect the elite to change their own light bulbs anyway, would you?
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Light bulb joke: How many Apple vice presidents …
Sorry we asked.
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Light bulb joke: How many chiropractors …
Talk about a pain!
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Light bulb joke: How many mystery writers …
Didn’t see that coming, did you?
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Light bulb joke: How many gym-rats …
Don’t worry, one of them will be spotting in case he drops the bulb.
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Light bulb joke: How many actors …
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Light bulb joke: How many psychiatrists …
They can only help a bulb help itself.
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Light bulb joke: How many WASPs …
Housework is hard work!
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Light bulb joke: How many Jewish mothers …
It’s an effective strategy.
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Light bulb joke: How many college football players …
Universities should just make “working out” a major. Don’t miss these other 75 short jokes anyone can remember.