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Trust me
These funny pizza puns are knead-to-know.
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We’ll start from the top…ping
Read on to get a slice of the action. Check out these hilarious taco puns for more food humor.
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With the basics
Really, it’s the yeast I could do. And the yeast we can do is give you more hilarious food puns—browse these pasta puns!
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Speaking of which…
What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weirdough.
Speaking of dough—check out these a-dough-rable donut puns!
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This pizza joke is a toss-up
Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?
He kneaded the dough.
Next, check out these funny food names that sound ridiculous but are totally real.
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Next, the red sauce
Grab that pizza (and these pizza puns) while you can. They’re here today, gone tomato. Browse these sweet ice cream puns for extra laughs!
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Sprinkle on some (plus some more) cheese
Get out there and cheese the day. And while you’re at it, try the best pizzeria in your state.
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Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.
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Too cheesy?
If you’re not enjoying these pizza puns, you must be laughtose intolerant. Browse these avocado puns if you want another chuckle or two.
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Perhaps you think I need to take it…cheesy
“You’re a real pizza work,” you might be saying.
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Oh, grate, another pizza pun!
Sorry to say, this isn’t going to get any cheesier.
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Toppings!
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi.
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Maybe you’re more of a meat lover
No veggies? I do what I want. You don’t pepper-own-me. Check out these vegetable puns that are simply un-beet-able.
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You’re not alone
Does your canine companion share your love of pizza? You’ve got a puperoni. We, however, would not recommend sharing your pizza, nor these 12 common foods that could be toxic for dogs.
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Or maybe your tastes run less traditional
What do aardvarks like on pizza?
Ant-chovies.
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For my fellow pineapple lovers
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza. Should have used aloha temperature.
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Then immediately into the oven
This is history in the baking.
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…to wait until it’s ready.
This deep-dish bake time is an incrustice! Or, if you’re ordering in, here are the things your pizza guy won’t tell you.
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Once that pizza arrives, it’s go-time
Another one bites the crust.
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No matter if your preference is thin or thick
We are the crustodians of pizza love…and pizza humor.
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Or alternative in ingredients
Cauliflower base: a breach of crust?
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I welcome my fellow pizza lovers
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You have stolen a pizza my heart
Or should that be: “you have stolen a pizza my hut?”
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One last joke
What is a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby.
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No matter which way you slice it
This is how I cut my carbs.
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Pizza
It’s the circle of life.
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Piz-zuh
The only love triangle I want.
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And pizza jokes
They’re all about the delivery.