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Mutually assured destruction
The best kind of pact is one that involves minimal work. These hilarious work cartoons will help you get through the week.
!["Fax this until you get a yes." cartoon](https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/shutterstock_118189183-scaled.jpg?fit=700%2C583)
Incoming fax
That’s probably not the most romantic option.
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The expert is in
A marriage can only survive if you split up the responsibilities.
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Cut!
Thirty-sixth time is the charm?
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Love is funny
Their children are named Bonkers and Liposuction.
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The road to saying “I do”
How many more miles until we turn?
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Love is war
Retreat! Retreat!
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Status update
Are you sure you didn’t block me?!
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Couples’ party
You know you’re a close couple when you love (and hate) the same people.
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What should we do next?
There’s no room left.
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Love at first gripe
Overlooking minor flaws is what love is all about. And if that love turns into a marriage, make sure you know these clever wedding jokes and quotes for the best wedding toast.
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Messy kitchen
How many times have I told you to clean up after yourself?
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Frogs in love
Plot twist: One of them is a toad.
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Stay focused
You should have just kept your phone at home.
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Drowning in love
Their lives are literally overflowing with emotion. Don’t miss these cartoons that prove daily life is funnier than any stand-up routine.
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Not the right advice
A little bit of dark chocolate too goes a long way.
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Chapter 11: Great Expectations (and Letdowns) of Marriage. Here are more family life cartoons that will make yours seem less crazy
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We need a plumber
Even if your husband says he knows how to fix the sink, don’t believe him.
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Love at first byte
Don’t miss these quotes that perfectly capture what it’s like to fall in love, whether that’s in person or online.
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Oui whee!
No one knows about l’amour better than the French. Check out these cheesy pick-up lines guaranteed to get a laugh (if not love!).