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“Who would win in a fight between…”
We’re going to bet that the taco would win the fight with a grilled cheese. If these funny Google searches have you laughing, you’ll also want to check out these hilarious photos.
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“Why does my husband…”
You should probably just ask him instead of the internet. Here are 20 words and phrases smart people don’t use.
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“She is a…”
Maybe someone was trying to figure out if their dog was a good girl? Before you type in these funny Google searches for yourself, try these cool Google tricks.
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“Why do I…”
Sorry, Google probably isn’t going to be able to tell you why you have no friends.
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“I think I might be a…”
We all think we might be a genius. If you really want to feel like a genius, read these stupid warning labels.
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“What would a…”
Hmm, we might have to Google this one ourselves to figure out what a chair would look like if our knees bent the other way.
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“Why are the…”
But really, why are the Kardashians famous again?
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“Sometimes when I’m…”
Why would you do that to yourself? Comic Sans is horrible. Here are some funny examples of irony in real life.
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“She called me a…”
Some of these aren’t very nice.
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“Can I eat my…”
We would advise against all of these. Read up on the creepy things Google knows about you.
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“Could god…”
I wonder what the search results looked like for ‘could god be an alien.’
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“Why isn’t 1…”
That, my friend, is a very good question. These jokes will keep you laughing.
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“Why don’t sp…”
The spell to make me magically rich just won’t work. Let’s Google it.
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“Why can’t I own a…”
Why don’t you just become friends with them instead of trying to own them? These cartoons prove that daily life is funnier than any stand-up routine.
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“Why aren’t there…”
Watch out for the tyrannosaurus ghost!
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“Google will…”
Yes! I do! If you’re looking for a laugh, here are 75 jokes anyone can remember.
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“Unicorns…”
Unicorns are full of happiness and sunshine, how can they be jerks? Have you ever wondered which virtual assistant tells the best jokes?
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“What are these st…”
Why is there any fruit on Google? These funny family photos are hilariously awkward.
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“Why are there…”
“Why are there school” was probably a search by a third-grader mad about the fact that they have homework every night.
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“Why is my goldfish…”
People seem to be very concerned about their (possibly dead) goldfish. Besides answering weird questions, Google can also do some pretty amazing things.