Daily Life Jokes
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The Other Word for Aspirin
My memory is getting so bad, I asked the pharmacist, "Do you have any Acetylsalicylic acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it! I can never remember that word."
My memory is getting so bad, I asked the pharmacist, "Do you have any Acetylsalicylic acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it! I can never remember that word."
Cable Appointment
The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told him it is between 8 am and 1 pm.
The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told him it is between 8 am and 1 pm.
Hot New Diet
Sugar-Free
Q: What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet?
A: A desserter.
Q: What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet?
A: A desserter.
Learning About Letters
“I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said. “Vitamin A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked. “It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.”
“I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said. “Vitamin A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked. “It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.”
Creation Story
One night as I was putting my 2 1/2-year-old daughter to bed, I saw a bright full moon in the sky. I let her look at the moon for a minute and then asked, “Who made the moon?”
“God,” came her reply. “And the stars?” I asked. Again the answer was, “God.” I continued with a few more questions: Who made the trees, the flowers, etc. Finally I asked, “Who made Daddy?” She said, “Grandma.”
Fashion Freak-out
My sister Jordan was helping my 21/2-year-old niece Berea put on her sweatshirt when Berea’s head got stuck on the neck hole.
Berea started panicking and saying, “I can’t see! I can’t see!” The shirt quickly slipped over her head, and the panic was gone until her arms got stuck on the tight cuffs. The panic returned, and she started crying again. “My fingers can’t see! My fingers can’t see!” she said. It was all we could do not to laugh as Jordan quickly pulled Berea’s arms through the cuffs.